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All hail Eris! (Was: Re: IGLU Cabal)



Ira Abramov wrote:
> 
> On Sun, 23 Jul 2000, Yossi Cohen wrote:
> 
> > Hi!
> > I wanted to know whowhat is the IGLU cabal, and what exactly
> > they do. Also, if anyone could tell me who is the cabal.
> 
> what?
> 
> there's no cabal.
> 

The Internet Oracle has pondered your query, supplicant. Thus spoke the
Oracle:

Actually, The Israeli Linux Cabal is part of the great Illuminated Seers
of Bavaria which is a top secret world wide conspiracy to deny the
existence of a world wide conspiracy. 

Membership in this secret Cabal entitles the official members the right
to participate in the secret meetings of the Cabal where sacrifice to
the gods is offered in the way of very painful satanic rituals, mostly
consisting of trying to organize Linux activity in Israel, answering
patiently to newbies questions - the answer to which can be found by the
simplest use of a search engine, man page or brain activity and hearing
other members of the Cabal bitch about the former two activities in
private meetings.

Of course, no one outside the Cabal may hear about it and live.
Therefor, Heathen, you must now join the Cabal by contributing to the
Linux activity in Israel or prepare to meet your make(1)-er!

You owe the Oracle a binding of GTK for INTERCAL.


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