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Re: Joke



Oh, I'll tell you..

How about NOT sending your stuff in HTML?? some people here don't like HTML 
emails...

Hetz

At 14:28 27/03/2000 +0200, Game Wizard wrote:
>Hi!
>
>A little joke I though would interest you:
>
>INTRODUCING the greatest and most powerful new chip out of INTEL's(TM) 
>Microprocessor Labs: The Potato(TM) Chip.
>
>
>Finally, with much fanfare, the newest upgrade to the best selling 
>Pentium(TM) processor is released. The Potato(TM) Chip uses the latest in 
>biochemical and electonic engineering. This newly developed organic 
>microprocessor outshines the previous generation.
>
>The Potato(TM) Chip has 100% more speed, 100% more memory, 1/10th the heat 
>generation and 100000% more starch than the traditional 200Mhz 
>PentiumPro(TM) Chip.
>
>The new Potato(TM) Chip will soon be available in several flavors: 
>Standard for the generic PC, Bar-b-que for those engineers and scientists 
>who need an extra kick, Cajun for secretaries so that the engineers can 
>drool over it, Sour-Cream and Onion for the very low end user, and Low 
>Sodium for the laptop market.
>
>Soon a modified version of the Potato(TM) Chip will be released for the 
>Very High End Computing sector. The new chip will be used in powerful 
>parallel and supercomputer systems. The chip will have a slightly modified 
>shape, color, and will be stackable. This project is code named Pringles(TM).
>
>Intel(TM) is beating out Motorola(TM) by two months for its own new chip: 
>The Tortilla(TM) Chip. Industry insiders believe that the marketing hype 
>for the Tortilla(TM) chip is overblown. Motorola's(TM) new chip is just 
>too late and too underpowered compared to the Intel processor. In 
>addition, the Tortilla(TM) is completely incompatible with the Potato(TM) 
>Chip and is based upon a very different technology.
>
>
>
>Tell me what you think :-)))
>
>
>
>Game Wizard.


-------------------------
Hetz Ben Hamo
Sys. Admin.
Intercomp

http://www.cobol2java.com


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