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Joke



One Israel programmer found a magic lamp (like an alladin)
Jinny came out of it and asked: what is your wishes..
The programmer says:
my wish is...
i want it to be pease between siria and israel, stop all kinds of
terror, hamas and hizballah get punished and stop existing.. want to be
the reachest man in the world, want to be the Master of the universe..
want to meat god personaly and be a friend of his... and i want the to
have a best computer that will ever exists..

the jinny says: are you nuts? make another wish.. i can't do that..
Programmer: ok.. another wish.. i want windows 9x to be stable..
Jinny: uhh.. what was the first wish again?
;)



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