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The Webmaster Conspiracy
Esteemed IGLU members,
For the past month people have been discussing the state of our website. The
good people of IGLU were suggesting improvements, writing alternative pages
and complaining.
Only one figure has been keeping quite. The Webmaster.
But after Transmeta revealed their intent - we decided to keep quite no
more.
Mortals! It is time you'll know of the Webmaster Conspiracy!
We hereby reveal our dark ancient secrets - it is time that you will all
know what was going on all along.
The Law of the Secret Webmaster:
1. Never touch the linux.org.il webpages
2. Never answer emails sent to webmaster@linux.org.il
3. Ignore people offering help on the website
4. Never mention the website in public
5. Strive at all times to keep your identity secret
6. Do your best to confuse people who are looking for the webmaster
Who can be a Secret Webmaster:
Everyone can be a Secret Webmaster - but you can't stay one. We change
webmasters every few days to avoid the constant temptation to improve the
site, and to keep the mortals confused.
Who is the current Secret Webmaster:
If we tell you, it won't be secret any more.
Regards,
Chen Shapira
chen@mercury.co.il
Queen Isabella where are you today?
The new Chris. Colombus is wasting away.
Chen Shapira
chen@mercury.co.il
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