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Re: This should be the new thinkgeek T shirt..
On Mon, Sep 17, 2001, Henry Ficher wrote about "Re: This should be the new thinkgeek T shirt..":
> Yeah,
>
> chmod a+x /bin/laden; exec /bin/laden
$ unzip; strip; sleep
# we're in bed, asleep. this is all a bad dream...
$ apropos /bin/laden, how about this hypothetical chain of events?
$ who didthis?
$ whois guilty?
$ finger /bin/laden # say he's guilty!
$ talk alot
$ flex "america's muscles"
$ make threats
$ expect taliban_to_give_up /bin/laden
$ cd /mnt/afghanistan # when they don't...
$ locate `basename /bin/laden` # find his base...
$ find /bin/laden
$ nice doggy # he is probably guarded...
$ bash /bin/ladin
$ kill /bin/ladin
$ shred /bin/ladin
$ dig grave.for.bin.ladin
$ killall `look around` # get rid of el-kaida once and for all...
$ faillog # CIA, DIA, NSA and FBI need some soul-searching
$ pax americana # [I hope I'm not being to offensive here :(]
$ reboot # too bad this isn't possible in the real world :(
[note: this is just a joke, not politics, and certainly not what I think
will happen or should happen. sorry if it's too offensive...]
BTW, the signature below is a random one from a list of over 200 I have.
Unfortunately, this one is seems quite relevant for the times :(
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