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Re: This should be the new thinkgeek T shirt..



On Mon, Sep 17, 2001, Henry Ficher wrote about "Re: This should be the new thinkgeek T shirt..":
> Yeah,
> 
> chmod a+x /bin/laden; exec /bin/laden

$ unzip; strip; sleep
# we're in bed, asleep. this is all a bad dream...

$ apropos /bin/laden, how about this hypothetical chain of events?

  $ who didthis?
  $ whois guilty?
  $ finger /bin/laden             # say he's guilty!
  $ talk alot
  $ flex "america's muscles"
  $ make threats
  $ expect taliban_to_give_up /bin/laden
  $ cd /mnt/afghanistan           # when they don't...
  $ locate `basename /bin/laden`  # find his base...
  $ find /bin/laden
  $ nice doggy                    # he is probably guarded...
  $ bash /bin/ladin 
  $ kill /bin/ladin
  $ shred /bin/ladin
  $ dig grave.for.bin.ladin
  $ killall `look around`         # get rid of el-kaida once and for all...
  $ faillog                    # CIA, DIA, NSA and FBI need some soul-searching
  $ pax americana                 # [I hope I'm not being to offensive here :(]

  $ reboot                # too bad this isn't possible in the real world :(

[note: this is just a joke, not politics, and certainly not what I think
will happen or should happen. sorry if it's too offensive...]



BTW, the signature below is a random one from a list of over 200 I have.
Unfortunately, this one is seems quite relevant for the times :(

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