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Unix shell jokes.
Hi guys, look what I've found:
Stupid Shell Tricks:
Note that the '%' prompt indicates that the command should be issued from
the C shell, and the '$' prompt indicates the Bourne shell.
% rm meese-ethics
rm: meese-ethics nonexistent
% ar m God
ar: God does not exist
% "How would you rate Reagan's incompetence?
Unmatched ".
% [Where is Jimmy Hoffa?
Missing ].
% ^How did the sex change^ operation go?
Modifier failed.
% If I had a ( for every $ Congress spent, what would I have?
Too many ('s.
% make love
Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop.
% sleep with me
bad character
% got a light?
No match.
% man: why did you get a divorce?
man:: Too many arguments.
% ^What is saccharine?
Bad substitute.
% %blow
%blow: No such job.
% \(-
(-: Command not found.
% sh
$ PATH=pretending! /usr/ucb/which sense
no sense in pretending!
$ drink < bottle; opener
bottle: cannot open
opener: not found
$ mkdir matter; cat > matter
matter: cannot create
Bye for now...
MM MM OOOO SSSSS H H EEEEEE MM MM
M M M M O O S H H E M M M M
M M M O O SSSSS HHHHHH EEEEE M M M
M M O O S H H E M M ..
M M OOOO SSSSS H H EEEEEE M M ..
E-Mail: maorm@netvision.net.il
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Age: 23
Hobbies: Computers,Horror (books,movies...), Monty-Python, S.F. Writing,
MicroGraphics.
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