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Re: Unix shell jokes.





perfect..... PERFECT!!!!

Just what we needed.. .UNIX (ala Linux) with HUMOR!!!

Well done.....  except one thing....

you forgot the chicken....  
<laughs>


Be well....
Steve





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On Thu, 10 Oct 1996, Moshe Maor wrote:

> 
> Hi guys, look what I've found:
> 
> 			Stupid Shell Tricks:
> 
> 
> Note that the '%' prompt indicates that the command should be issued from 
> the C shell, and the '$' prompt indicates the Bourne shell. 
> 
> % rm meese-ethics
> rm: meese-ethics nonexistent
> 
> % ar m God
> ar: God does not exist
> 
> % "How would you rate Reagan's incompetence?
> Unmatched ".
> 
> % [Where is Jimmy Hoffa?
> Missing ].
> 
> % ^How did the sex change^ operation go?
> Modifier failed.
> 
> % If I had a ( for every $ Congress spent, what would I have?
> Too many ('s.
> 
> % make love
> Make:  Don't know how to make love.  Stop.
> 
> % sleep with me
> bad character
> 
> % got a light?
> No match.
> 
> % man: why did you get a divorce?
> man:: Too many arguments.
> 
> % ^What is saccharine?
> Bad substitute.
> 
> % %blow
> %blow: No such job.
> 
> % \(-
> (-: Command not found.
> 
> % sh
> 
> $ PATH=pretending! /usr/ucb/which sense
> no sense in pretending!
> 
> $ drink < bottle; opener
> bottle: cannot open
> opener: not found
> 
> $ mkdir matter; cat > matter
> matter: cannot create
> 
> 
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