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Re: Unix shell jokes.
perfect..... PERFECT!!!!
Just what we needed.. .UNIX (ala Linux) with HUMOR!!!
Well done..... except one thing....
you forgot the chicken....
<laughs>
Be well....
Steve
huh? zzz wha?
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On Thu, 10 Oct 1996, Moshe Maor wrote:
>
> Hi guys, look what I've found:
>
> Stupid Shell Tricks:
>
>
> Note that the '%' prompt indicates that the command should be issued from
> the C shell, and the '$' prompt indicates the Bourne shell.
>
> % rm meese-ethics
> rm: meese-ethics nonexistent
>
> % ar m God
> ar: God does not exist
>
> % "How would you rate Reagan's incompetence?
> Unmatched ".
>
> % [Where is Jimmy Hoffa?
> Missing ].
>
> % ^How did the sex change^ operation go?
> Modifier failed.
>
> % If I had a ( for every $ Congress spent, what would I have?
> Too many ('s.
>
> % make love
> Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop.
>
> % sleep with me
> bad character
>
> % got a light?
> No match.
>
> % man: why did you get a divorce?
> man:: Too many arguments.
>
> % ^What is saccharine?
> Bad substitute.
>
> % %blow
> %blow: No such job.
>
> % \(-
> (-: Command not found.
>
> % sh
>
> $ PATH=pretending! /usr/ucb/which sense
> no sense in pretending!
>
> $ drink < bottle; opener
> bottle: cannot open
> opener: not found
>
> $ mkdir matter; cat > matter
> matter: cannot create
>
>
> Bye for now...
>
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