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- Subject: Unabomber missed an opportunity
- From: lott@bellcore.com (Christopher Lott)
- Date: Tue, 19 Nov 96 4:30:02 EST
- Keywords: smirk, computers
- Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny
The only reason Gates is still alive is because Ted Kaczynski wasn't ever forced to use Microsoft products. -- Selected by Jim Griffith. MAIL your joke to funny@clari.net. The "executive moderator" is Brad Templeton. Please! No copyrighted stuff. Also no "mouse balls," dyslexic agnostics, Clinton/Yeltsin/Gates meets God, or "OJ will walk" jokes. For the full submission guidelines, see http://comedy.clari.net/rhf/
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