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>>>If restaurants functioned like shrink-wrapped software:
>>>======================================
>>>
>>>Patron: Waiter!
>>>
>>>Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I'll be your Support Waiter.
>>>What seems to be the problem?
>>>
>>>Patron: There's a fly in my soup!
>>>
>>>Waiter: Try again, maybe the fly won't be there this time.
>>>
>>>Patron: No, it's still there.
>>>
>>>Waiter: Maybe it's the way you're using the soup; try eating
>>>it with a fork instead.
>>>
>>>Patron: Even when I use the fork, the fly is still there.
>>>
>>>Waiter: Maybe the soup is incompatible with the bowl; what kind of bowl
>>>are you using?
>>>
>>>Patron: A SOUP bowl!
>>>
>>>Waiter: Hmmm, that should work. Maybe it's a configuration problem; how
>>>was the bowl set up?
>>>
>>>Patron: You brought it to me on a saucer; what has that to do with the fly
>>>in my soup?!
>>>
>>>Waiter: Can you remember everything you did before you noticed the fly in
>>>your soup?
>>>
>>>Patron: I sat down and ordered the Soup of the Day!
>>>
>>>Waiter: Have you considered upgrading to the latest Soup of the Day?
>>>
>>>Patron: You have more than one Soup of the Day each day??
>>>
>>>Waiter: Yes, the Soup of the Day is changed every hour.
>>>
>>>Patron: Well, what is the Soup of the Day now?
>>>
>>>Waiter: The current Soup of the Day is tomato.
>>>
>>>Fine. Bring me the tomato soup, and the check. I'm running late now.
>>>
>>>[waiter leaves and returns with another bowl of soup and the check]
>>>
>>>Waiter: Here you are, Sir. The soup and your check.
>>>
>>>Patron: This is potato soup.
>>>
>>>Waiter: Yes, the tomato soup wasn't ready yet.
>>>
>>>Patron: Well, I'm so hungry now, I'll eat anything.
>>>
>>>[waiter leaves.]
>>>
>>>Patron: Waiter! There's a gnat in my soup!
>>>
>>>
>>>The check:
>>>Soup of the Day . ........... . . . . . . . . . $5.00
>>>Upgrade to newer Soup of the Day. . . . . . . . $2.50
>>>Access to support . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $1.00
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