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Fwd: Breaking Windows
>From: "Roshan's Humour List" <semba@sri.lanka.net>
>Subject: Breaking Windows
* Windows: Just another pain in the glass
* Double your drive-space: delete Windows !
* Ever noticed how fast Windows runs ? Neither did I !
* Windows: Turn your Pentium into an XT ...
* Windows: XT emulator for an AT
* Windows is for fun, OS/2 is for getting things done
* OS/2 VirusScan -- "Windows found: Remove it? [Y,n]"
* Windows'95: New look, same multicrashing
* Windows isn't a virus, viruses do something
* Time on your hands ? Get Windows !
* "Fer sail cheep, Windows spel chekcer, wurks grate"
* Microsoft Windows ... a virus with mouse support
* Microsoft gives you Windows ... OS/2 gives you the whole house
* Newsflash: Microsoft announces Visual Edlin for Windows
* Sorry, this virus requires MicroSoft Windows 3.x
* Are you using Windows or is that just an XT ?
* Bang on the LEFT side of your computer to restart Windows
* Beat me, whip me, make me use Windows !
* Breaking Windows isn't just for kids anymore ...
* Bugs come in through open Windows
* DOS 6.0 and Windows 3.1 - A turtle and its shell
* Difference between a virus and windows ? Viruses rarely fail
* Error #152 - Windows not found: (C)heer (P)arty (D)ance
* Error 005: Windows loading - come back tomorrow
* Have you crashed your Windows today ?
* I'll never forget the 1st time I ran Windows, but I'm trying ...
* If Windows is user-friendly, why do you need a 678-page manual?
* Masochist: Windows programmer with a smile !
* My latest screen saver: Curtains for Windows
* New from McAfee: WinScan - Removes all Windows programs
* OS/2 ... Opens up Windows, shuts up Gates
* Out of disk space - Delete Windows ? [Y]es [N]aturally yes!
* Relax ... you are entering a windows free zone
* Some windows were made to be broken
* Windows - so intuitive you only need a meg of help files !
* Windows 3.1 - The best $89 solitaire game you can buy
* Windows 3.1 vs OS/2 = Michael Jackson vs Mike Tyson
* Windows95 will be released as soon as Windows 3.1 finishes loading
* Windows Multitasking: messing up several things at once
* Windows NT: Nice Try
* Windows NT: Insert wallet into Drive A: and press any key to empty
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