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FW: Making Linux run like w95 :) (fwd)




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Date: Wed, 01 Oct 1997 14:18:17 +0200 (SAT)
From: Jan Henkins <janh@smartnet.co.za>
To: Afterstep List <afterstep@eosys.com>
Subject: FW: Making Linux run like w95 :)
Resent-Date: Wed, 1 Oct 1997 10:29:23 +0200 (SAT)
Resent-From: Gert Cronje <gac@Chopin.rau.ac.za>
Resent-To: glug@linux.org.za

Hi all,

A bit off-topic, but humorous nontheless. Enjoy! <grin>

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Date: Wed, 1 Oct 1997 10:29:23 +0200 (SAT)
Sender: owner-glug@linux.org.za
From: Gert Cronje <gac@Chopin.rau.ac.za>
To: glug@linux.org.za
Subject: Making Linux run like w95 :)

Grin ;)


      Q:  How do I make Linux work like Win95?
      A:  1.)  Hide the CLI in 'pretty cloud' pictures.
          2.)  Create hundreds of files, and pretend you
               don't know where they came from.
          3.)  Turn off your box while the HD is accessed
               so that you can damage some files.
          4.)  Reinstall Linux instead of repairing it.
          5.)  Repeat steps 1-4 until you commit suicide.

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Cheerio!
Jan Henkins
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