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- To: linuxisp@friendly.jeffnet.org
- Subject: mild humor
- From: Mike Taylor <taylor@syrinx.jeffnet.org>
- Date: Fri, 25 Apr 1997 23:06:19 +0000 ( )
You know you spend too much time on the Internet when: Your phone bill comes in a box You start tilting your head sideways to smile :-) You don't know the sex of your closest friends because they all have neutral screen names You turn off your modem and get this awful empty feeling, like you just pulled the plug on a loved one You step out of your room and realize that the rest of your family has moved You tell the cab driver that you live at : http://123.elm.street/house/bluetrim.html You dream in HTML Your idea of a sexy tattoo is: "This body is best viewed with Netscape 3.0 or higher"
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