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Re: Newbie Help (was: Re: (no subject))



On Wed, 13 May 1998, Viktorie Navratilova wrote:

> > Such messages make me lick hungrily my lips, as I wait for the 
> > Flamethrowing and Differential SCSI Cable Flogging colorful ceremony, 
> 
> Speaking of which, whatever happened to good old Marc Volovic?

Sad, isn't it? he never answer my Emails anymore... one of the guys I miss
most on this list...

well, for all ye vets with daydreams about the better days we once had,
here are some of the bits I dug up in 5 minutes from my personal
collection (not the best of...)


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On Tue, 24 Dec 1996, Asaf Sabag wrote:

> Hi all,
> 
> This is Virus warning, Good to know even if it's not Linux.

[snips]

Are you such a gullible rube that you are willing to believe this piece 
of bleeding nosense? And even if you are, why the hell do you want to 
flood a whole set of sodding mailboxes, bothering people with this bloody 
nonsense?

I understand that your ability to comprehend bogosity is limited by the 
fact of your mere presence on the face of the planet, but any louse can 
claim that.

Go and bother someone else, you impudent twit.
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On Thu, 24 Apr 1997, Gil Kushilevitz wrote:

> I know this a bit of a novice thing.. I'm having 
> a 200 Pentium Pro system, running standard hardware

Poor system. Gilli, sweetheart - "I am having" means "I am fucking".

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On Sun, 13 Apr 1997, Alexander Indenbaum wrote:

> [flame here - flamer need to be flamed :{)]

[MAJOR FLAME MODE ON]

Yes. You are indubitably right. The kernel not recognizing a major chipset
is indeed the fault of a wrong configuration. No doubt. File lacking a
device recognition string. Yep, misconfigured kernel. Yep. Right. That's
the sodding spirit.

Indenboum, please remove your straw-underfilled head from your posterior
and endeavor to use it for something less unconstructive than occupying
spatial resources.

[MAJOR FLAME MODE OFF]

---MAV

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From: Itai Zilbershtein <itaiz@eesrv.ee.bgu.ac.il>

In this variable, shifting Universe, where Howtos and HW lists are
constantly left behind, and Zifting through the cosmos is a matter
of certain uncertainty, the only comfort us  mortals have is that one
Universal Constant - MAV Flames.

ItaiZ.

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On Thu, 16 Jan 1997, Erez Doron wrote:

> I've downloaded coj.zip, then used unzip to unpack it
> but I wasn't able to run it

My dearest not soon to be extinct dodo,

  You have sent one question to the list, asking WHERE to find coj. This 
question would have been answered to your full satisfaction had you 
bothered to conduct the simplest web search. Nevertheless, you chose to
bother the list and the list answered.

  Now you ask another question. Namely (from the subject line) - "whats 
next?" (sic).

  I can tell you what next. In many many words. However, I've just had a 
bottle of coke and am feeling benign.

  Therefore, take the file. Unzip it. Print it on punched tape. Insert 
tape up anus. Sit back and enjoy the warm feeling that you have mastered 
a computer subject.

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>> I'm Nimrod Carmi, And just subscribed to the list ...
>> I was here already some time ago, for a very short while, And now i'm
>> back.
>> Some of you might know me already, some not ...
>> Anyhow, it's good to be back, Hello everybody! ;)
>
>Nimrod, nimrod, nimrod...
>
>I understand that you're one of those small penis owners who scribbles 
>his name on toilet walls and urinals. Indeed, I know you for such and 
>therefore, welcome and hello.
>
>However, as this list is not a urinal, please confine your member to the 
>privacy of your trousers and wave it not about, lest it be snipped.

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From: Nir Soffer <scorpios@cs.huji.ac.il>

On Sun, 17 Nov 1996, Marc A. Volovic wrote:

>       1. BLOODY ALTA-VISTA or BLOODY YAHOO.
>       2. We can but I HOPE we wont. Use that peice of underused straw 
                                               ^^^^^
He's pissed! He's pissed! RUN!

> located between your overused ears.

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On Sat, 26 Oct 1996, Ira Abramov wrote:

> On Fri, 25 Oct 1996, yaniv zager wrote:
> 
> > > 
> > > hello people :)
> > > 
> > > Win 97'  could be ????
> > > 
> 
> hello yaniz ;)
> 
> this IS linux-il, could be?
>
> I hear this is place for discuss about linux
> 
> you SEE?
> 
> People talk here about
> 
> redhat and slackware
> 
> maximum Picasso and Colgate
> 
> not Nashville (sorry nasvil) and Cairo
> 
> I also think
> 
> your enter key
> 
> is
> 
> stuck
> 
> (as well as a few
> 
> vital parts of your
> 
> left lobe)

Ah, Ira. I see you're taking the 

satire road too. 

Good.

Could be, Zanger is

alive?

Maybe.

Not sound real,

What, his synapses

obviously stuttering.

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Subject: GIT?

On Tue, 22 Oct 1996, Ira Abramov wrote:

> got any frying oil?
> 
> ---------- Forwarded message ----------
> From: Dany Dory <Dory@aks.com>
> 
> Ira,
> 
> Excuse my ignorance, but what is a "stupid GIT"?

How about "A worker in Aladin Knowledge Systems."

--MAV
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