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Re: [FLAME] Stop those offtopic questions! (was: Re: Question)



On Mon, 28 Dec 1998, Omer Zak wrote:

> If people on Linux-IL must start a contest who asks the most off-topic
> question, then I have better candidates:
> 
> 1. I want to get laid.  How?

OT: With a penguin probably.

> 2. How to move my lips and cheek muscles to suck warm milk from that
>    big and warm white liquid-full bottle with rubber nipple?

Ahh. No penguin. Sexy balloon ?

> 3. Where is the nearest place where I can buy that wonderful software
>    package about which everyone speaks - "Windows 98"?

It has to be a balloon, this is masochism.

> 4. How to write a routine to subtract two 36-bit numbers in PDP-8
>    assembly language?

A frustrated CS student who is a masochist ?

> 5. Did Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky ever have real good sex in the
>    Missionaries' position?  If yes, did they perform the act until both
>    of them climaxed?

Who knows Kenneth Starr well.

> 6. What are the political opinions of Lipin-Shahak?

And a few other people. 

> 7. Will the Sun rise tomorrow in the morning?

Is getting slightly depressed.

> 8. Will it rain again in Israel sometime before end of March 1999?

^H^H^H very depressed.

> 9. I have to jump into my pants in the morning in order to wear them.  Is
>    there any better way to wear my pants?

Always obsessed by the same kind of thing.

  If you are cold, just say so the next time, ok ? I can flame you w/o
reason, too. BTW there is no need to make parabolically oblique
explanations that are WAY more OT than anything discussed on this list in
my recent memory. 

  Should you ever feel the need, you will be able to admire your work of
art, forever, in the archives of the Linux-Il mailing list at Weizmann. At
least I try to use the void space between my ears before I hit ^X. Well,
most times.

regards,

	Peter

PS: The names of the people mentioned in this email are purely
coincidental, and the respective persons should not feel insulted by
reading this message, as that was not its intention.