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RE: *WARNING* A Virus!!!
Check out this one, this is definitely the worst one I ever saw :-) .
VIRUS ALERT
If you receive an e-mail with a subject of "Badtimes," delete it
immediately WITHOUT reading it. This is the most dangerous Email
virus yet.
It will re-write your hard drive. Not only that, but it will
scramble any disks that are even close to your computer. It will
recalibrate your refrigerator's coolness setting so all your ice
cream gets melted. It will demagnetize the strips on all your
credit cards, screw up the tracking on your VCR and use subspace
field harmonics to scratch any CD's you try to play.
It will give your ex-boy/girlfriend your new phone number. It will
mix antifreeze into your fishtank. It will drink all your beer and
leave its socks out on the coffee table when there's company coming
over. It will put a dead kitten in the back pocket of your good
suit
and hide your car keys when you are late for work.
Badtimes will make you fall in love with a penguin. It will give
you nightmares about circus midgets. It will pour sugar in your
petrol tank and shave off both your eyebrows while dating your
current boy/girlfriend behind your back and billing the dinner and
hotel room to your Visa card.
It will seduce your grandmother. It does not matter if she is
dead, such is the power of Badtimes, it reaches out beyond the
grave to sully those things we hold most dear.
It moves your car randomly around parking lots so you can't find
it. It will kick your dog. It will leave libidinous messages on
your boss's voice mail in your voice! It is insidious and subtle.
It is dangerous and terrifying to behold. It is also a rather
interesting shade of mauve.
Badtimes will give you Dutch Elm disease. It will leave the
toilet seat up. It will make a batch of Methamphetamine in your
bathtub and then leave bacon cooking on the stove while it goes
out to chase High School kids with your new snowblower.
These are just a few of the signs... Be very careful!
Thanks & regards,
Arie Guttman
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-----Original Message-----
From: Malev Ernest [SMTP:ernest@intournet.co.il]
Sent: Monday, November 10, 1997 1:24 PM
To: linux-il@linux.org.il
Subject: *WARNING* A Virus!!!
Importance: High
Forwarded msg.
> Subject: Virus
>
> WARNING!!!!!!
> If you receive an e-mail entitled "JOIN THE CREW", DO NOT open
it!
> It will erase EVERYTHING on your hard drive!
> Send this letter out to as many people you can. This is a new
virus
> that is not yet detectable by McAfee or others.
Please notify everyone you know.
Best Regards,
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-= Malev Ernest =- WebMaster/Graphic Designer
I.M.T-InTourNet webmaster@intournet.co.il
http://www.intournet.co.il Tel:[++972].2-6515660
http://www.malev.co.il Ernest/KOTEHOK/wtf|EFnet
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