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[FLAME] Stop those offtopic questions! (was: Re: Question)
If people on Linux-IL must start a contest who asks the most off-topic
question, then I have better candidates:
1. I want to get laid. How?
2. How to move my lips and cheek muscles to suck warm milk from that
big and warm white liquid-full bottle with rubber nipple?
3. Where is the nearest place where I can buy that wonderful software
package about which everyone speaks - "Windows 98"?
4. How to write a routine to subtract two 36-bit numbers in PDP-8
assembly language?
5. Did Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky ever have real good sex in the
Missionaries' position? If yes, did they perform the act until both
of them climaxed?
6. What are the political opinions of Lipin-Shahak?
7. Will the Sun rise tomorrow in the morning?
8. Will it rain again in Israel sometime before end of March 1999?
9. I have to jump into my pants in the morning in order to wear them. Is
there any better way to wear my pants?
On Sun, 27 Dec 1998, Ben Nes Michael wrote:
> i ment its funny to see this question on this mailing list
> at the same time i can ask:
>
> I cant tune my Riva TNT 16mb card on win98 what can i do ?
> the tune program keep crashing :-(
>
> "Peter L. Peres" wrote:
>
> > On Sun, 27 Dec 1998, Ben Nes Michael wrote:
> >
> > > heheh
> > > thats a good one
> >
> > It's not so good. He wants canned records of Shlomo Artzi, Benzin etc in
> > MP3 format. There aren't any (yet) afaik.
> >
> > Peter
--- Omer
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