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Modern Maxims
(anonymous post, additions and DOS jokes porting to Unix by Ira)
MODERN-TIME MAXIMS FOR THE INTERNET AGE
~ Home is where you hang your @
~ The e-mail of the species is more deadly than the mail.
~ A journey of a thousand sites begins with a single click.
~ You can't teach an old mouse new clicks.
~ Great groups from little icons grow.
~ Speak softly and carry a cell phone.
~ / is the root of all directories.
~ Don't put all your hypes in one homepage.
~ Pentium wise; pen and paper foolish.
~ The modem is the message
~ Too many clicks spoil the browse.
~ The geek shall inherit the earth.
~ A chat has nine lives.
~ Don't byte off more than you can view.
~ Fax is stranger than fiction.
~ What boots up must shutdown(8).
~ Virtual reality is its own reward.
~ Modulation in all things.
~ A user and his leisure time are soon parted.
~ There's no place like $HOME
~ Know what to expect before you connect.
~ Oh, what a tangled web we weave when first we practice.
~ Speed thrills.
~ Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach him to use the Net
and he won't bother you for weeks.
~ TheOnion.com is funnier than TheSword.org
~ An ADSL at home is better than 2 T1s in the office
~ Neither an uploader nor a downloader be for it eats up bandwidth.
~ An Email saved is a Kbyte wasted.